RANT.

Since no one reads this anymore, I will assume that I can freely rant.

This rant is dedicated to a very speshul book called Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Oh goody, I'm sure you've heard all about the damned book that would not die.

I found out about the book from Connor (but she's not an obsessive fan; in fact, I believe she hates it), and then Kathryn later. Kathryn had been obsessed for a while and forced me to read it. I read the first chapter at her house, then took it home. I figured the plot would develop and maybe Meyer's adjectives will change for the better.

It didn't.

I was halfway through the seven thousand something page book and I felt as though nothing had happened. I mean, it seemed as though only twenty minutes had passed and these two unoriginal characters were all over each other. I hoped for some kind of extreme gore and blood, but noooooo--gore and blood do not exist in a fucking vampire book. Because, Edward is a good vampire. He doesn't hurt humans.

And you might think Bella is an iota bit more interesting than Edward. No. Bella is just Mary Sue with a different name, in love with Edward's appearance. I have never heard her mention anything other than his looks. Everyone is also so in love with her because she is SO unique. Honestly, she is not human. She is not human because she does not behave like a fucking human and neither do the other human characters. Meyer obviously has not researched high school behavior at all, making everything seem more unrealistic than the fact that this is a vampire book. Bella also has one "faulty" trait that being clumsy, which turns out to portray a weak stumbling girl who needs a strong man to protect her. Femi-nazis, be aware.

In conclusion, I just want some gore in this vampire book. The story cannot be anymore disgusting other than its obsessive, rabid fans. The plot is not a plot, but a big sack of failure made of fanfictions written by a 9-year-old, same with the so-called "imagery."

Do yourself a favor and do not purchase this non-gory Mormon book.

P.S. Here is an icon.

Currently Listening American Pie By Don McLean Vincent see related

WOAH.

No one reads this stuff anymore.

But what does the smart Asian do? Write some more.

Anyway, nobody, I'm having my Tae Kwon Do Belt Test this Saturday. OMFG, ME (an Asian) A BLACK BELT. Hard to fucking believe.

I really should have gone to practice today, but fo shiz, I am waaaaaaaaaaaaay too sore.

I can't take the muscle tension. I'll probably faint on my belt test.

Incidentally, I finished The Perks of Being a Wallflower. But I didn't like it as much as the first time I read it, which was back in seventh grade or so. I think I liked it much better back then. Kathryn and I have planned to read Naked Lunch in its original format (we like the idea of being horribly confused) and The Stranger. Then maybe Lolita or The Catcher in the Rye. It depends on whatever we choose. Honestly, I should begin reading Jane Eyre since it IS a classic, but I have too much greed for books. But it can't be so bad to have a greed for books, right?

GNARFF. Dance class has been a bitch, but only because my dance teacher made the final be "participating in the show," which I haven't done. There goes my Asian 4.0. I guess I'll make it up next year or something. I really have no choice.

But if someone "up there's" being nice, maybe my dance teacher will just forget or something like that.

Still, it's not likely. At all.

Later.

P.S. LOL, I FOUND AN ICON.

Currently Reading Loveless Volume 4 (Loveless) By Yun Kouga see related

More than a month

since I posted.

Man, I'm unfaithful. It feels like I'm cheating on my Xanga.

So. Jessica was having trouble with her myspace so I fixed it up for her. She was so fucking happy that it was kind of scary. Ha ha. I watched Ratatouille with Kathryn L, Alina, Melvyn, and Anthony today. It was fun, I guess, but we were arguing about which movie to watch. Gosh. We were making so much noise.

Of course, the rest was in the hands of Barnes & Noble.

We should all like, live there or something. Gosh. It's so much fun to just hang out at the bookstore and read.

LAWL. I'm so bored.

If anyone even goes to Xanga anymore, please comment. =]

P.S. I was reading Loveless Vol. 4, mmkay?

Currently Listening These Streets By Paolo Nutini New Shoes see related

OMFGIKNOWUPDATE.

Yeah. Been a long time since I've written here.

So, major event. There was a fire that started in Griffith Park, and spread throughout the mountains. I saw it on Yahoo!

But, the thing is, I saw the fire. I saw it far away.

IT WAS FUCKIN' SCARY.

Seriously, the mountain was literally lit up.

It was definitely scary witnessing it for real. I feel pity for those who had to evacuate their homes. I read on Yahoo! that there were famous landmarks there, too.

Yeah, life sucks lots of ass.

Comments?

OMFG!!!!!!!!!

Anna Nicole Smith DIED!!!

HOLY SHIT!

Dear lord... She just collasped in a hotel in Florida.

Just a note...